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We couldn’t resist.

  • Q: guy or girl?

    A: at some-point, there will be both.

  • Q: do you prefer a certain letter?

    A: no. just make it pro-american

Our Graduates:

Obama

Nometry

So they can say, "hey, here comes Trig and Nometry!"

Liberty

as in "Lady Liberty".

The Unlucky Ones:

Puck

Algebra

Goguba

Short for "God, guns, and babies", and also nerdly Star Wars-ish

Drill Baby

Patriot

Pat for short.

Yankee

yankee: an American.

Tina Fey Palin

Timber

Michael

(Well it was good enough for the Monty Pythons!)

Plymouth

after Plymouth Rock.

Mayflower

May for short.

Russia

So now she can REALLY see Russia from her back yard

Americana

Wasila

swanbit

Twig

Johnny Mac

After John McCain

Geo

To go with Trig

drillbit palin

Tundra

Maverick

Methy

Drill

Drill baby drill!

Alaska

perhaps "Idunno Alaska".

Valdez

Joe The Plumber

No explanation needed.

Juneau

juneau: the state capital of Alaska.

Aleutia

derived from aleutians:an archipelago in the North Pacific extending southwestern from Alaska.

Pabst-Blue-Collar palin

cant get more red neckish than that...

Mooseparty Palin

Secelia

Secede.

Partycake Partycake Palin

Anwar

Patooty

Anchor

fishing boats. Anchorage.

bullet palin

they love guns

RED

color of the damn blazer she always sports

Brett Favre

Fargo Palin

Because she may as well have been from FARGO!

Alass-kaz Palin

Unlce Samantha

NATO

SAM

like uncle sam

Extreme

Because Sarah and John are EXTREME Mavericks

Kimo

sled dog

Hubcap

Shiny to look at! Ooo. Ahhh.

Spackle

Robot Dance Party

Because Palin works hard, she can play hard too.

Thud

Athena

Greek goddess of wisdom

Idioterod Palin

Grizzley

like grizzley adams.

Grout

Samantha

Nilap

Just as backwards as the Palin crew

Pat

for patriotism

Rivet

Iditerodney Palin

Hockey Puck Palin

"Puck" for short

Hangin' Chad Palin

Partieline Palin

Campaign Orphan

Gun

Zamboni

Fig Fiddle Palin

Joe Six

Eurostan

Because it sounds foreign - and exotic!

Zamb

For the hockey mom

Neiman

after the store where she spends thousands

Grandchild

we'll all be claiming that it's really Bristol's

Alis

named after the Arora Bori Alis

NRAimee Palin

Macalin

McCain + Palin = Macalin. this name actually doesn't sounds all that bad.

Yukon

Rig

drill rig

Klondike

Caino

Kane

Lowa

Lord Of War

Q8

Uzi

Moraine

Stria

George

Bush darkess...

Widget

Fancy and futuristic...

Snow White

Napoleon

:D

Nuculette

Babicuda

butchworth

Obamy

Obamy is the good name for the children of Palin... yeahhhhh this is a fantastic name... Palin & McCain sucks.... please Americans vote for Obama.... from an Italian guy that loves your county!!!!

Kenny

It's a good name for a republican baby....

Balin

Baby+Palin...

Gerogie

Bushie

Georgie

Kalifornia

with a K yes!

Olie

Mavericky

Cirea

Leila

Bill Ayers

Agatha

Bensy

Sarah Palin Jr.

Satan

Princess

or Prince

Jesus

no, not "hey-zuss"

Fence

... Palin

Usama

USAma spelt the correct way. Not that made up Osama they use to avoid having USA in their enemies name.

Baby to Nowhere

Goober

Because all small towns need a Goober

McAbel

McCain and McAbel - appropriately biblical

Lil Baby Cain

Moose Burger Palin

Christopher Columbus Palin

Palindrone

Palindrome + drone.

Joey The Plumber Palin

Works for a boy or a girl! But doesn't work for overtime pay.

Vice Palin

VP for short.

squirt palin

Qwerty

glacier

kumonmie

charmin

doodlebug

lemmey

imugly

Imm

Cape

Cookie Palin

Turbo

Apple Pie Palin

Nothing more American . . .

"All of Them" Magazines Palin

A gentle reminder to momma Palin which news publications she needs to read on a consistent basis. Now gender-neutral! :)

Vice

its simple

Abstinence

Abby, for short

Rambo

it has to be Rambo..... one bloody soldier!!

American Pie

Rocky BalPalin

America Fuck Yeah! Palin

Nuclear Palin Jr.

PIP

As in Patriot In Palin

StarSpangle

As in the anthem

Chevy

Americas number one selling brand in car

GoldenGateGirl

Bomboom

Andrea

Sweetchuck Palin

Andrea Rayhannah

sweethearted and brave child

Mario

Alasko

Supercain

Conan

Sesto

Palin+Sesto = Palinsesto. It does mean "palimpsest" in Italian

Excalibur

Napalm

Saroh

Osama

The anti Obama

Republica

Smoky

Dontchyaknow

icy

Drill Baby Drill

Mav Rick

Nuclear

Just to hear her try to say it

Joe the Baby

Drome

Palin, Drome

EwBetcha'

You Betcha' Explanation: just as god as any other - You Betcha to EwBetcha'

Potatohead

NorLevo

Microgynon

Anulette

Nordette

Lovette

Jolessa

Lessina

PitStick

Jessira

Snow Machine

Sawyer

I mean, really, how American can you get?

Wink

Her trademark, a nod to the great Wink Martindale.

Paris Palin

Cracker Jack Palin

Three Dog Palin

... it gets cold in Alaska ...

Zardari Palin

Trik

All-in Palin

Pregnant Palin

Parasailin

Virgin Palin

Rack

as in gun rack

Merican

You know, as in the Reeall 'Merican that votes for her

Twelve Guage

Porky

After that bridge thing

Ele

The little symbol of the GOP

Lil'Bush

NRA

DeFree

Defend Freedom

predator

Bull Moose

The kid's gonna be a heck of a big little guy

hotdog

Dollar

<b>The Million Dollar Baby!</b>

Moosim Palin

Say it out loud

six-pack

Stock

Then she could more kids named pin and barrel and bullet and muzzle to go along with Trigger to make a whole gun!

Tucker

Independence

Marcia

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia... (as if the reference to the Brady Bunch didn't make it 'American' enough, it also has 'CIA' in it... just saying...)

Freedom

how much more American can you get?

Woodmen

I don't know - it was on a patriotic word search

Flag

I JUST love my flag!

Usoa

United States of America

Fish

I like this one. A Christian symbol. They are tasty. You can shoot them with a gun or a bow. They float when you dynamite them. Palin loves to fish - with Joe Six Pack presumably. They have lot's in Alaska. She has a fake Walley WallEye on her wall t and this would be better.

Trout

Even Better. All the real American Joe's love them some fried trout at a fish camp. Throw in some hushpuppies! like this one. A Christian symbol. They are tasty. You can shoot them with a gun or a bow. They float when you dynamite them. Palin loves to fish - with Joe Six Pack presumably. They have lot's in Alaska. She has a fake Walley WallEye on her wall t and this would be better.

Ripp

That's the sound of your Constitution being shredded, Baby!

Six Pack Joe the Plumber

You know ...

Joe McCain

Theo

Theo

Jake

Sheyta

Xanthal

Kluster

Goldie

They have gold in Alaska!

Cana

Amyricha

John

(mccain duh)

Josefa

Martin

Anita

Valentin

Natsumi

Bernardine

Dare

MalasKa Palin

In Filipino, "malas ka" means "you're unlucky". And since Palin is from Alaska, just think of it as M+Alaska.

Leaf

It would be great along with twig.

Maria Mandolyn

heubert comberdail

Napalm Palin

Neiman Marcus Palin

Name the baby after the grossly expensive name-brand-clothing-manufactured-in-a-third-world-country department store that so many Repubicans seem to favor!

Baby PalCa

Palin + Cain

Liet

eventie

Billy

the cowboy

Billy Joe Palin

Barack

Maloo

hawaian

Esmeralda

Hunter

Booyakasha!

Russia McPalin

Palout

Palout Palin <strong>in out in out shake it all about</strong> (don't shake the baby though!)

Oops

Jinx

just like Mom, cause that's what Mom has been for the McCain campaign, and cause I want to jinx her.

Ambar

Joe or Jo, Jr.

(her next affair will be the Plumber.)