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Perky Jerky, Caffeinated Beef Jerky

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Thats right, Caffeine and Beef Jerky, two great tastes that taste great together. Perky Jerky is the worlds first Performance Enhancing Meat Snack, and will be available soon. help us come up with a slogan for Perky Jerky, to replace our last slogan, “You can’t beat our meat”

  • Q: are there any words you want to avoid using?

    A: nope, anything is fair game:)

Our Graduates:

Jerky With A Jolt!

Lean Caffeine Cuisine

A stampede of energy in every bite

The Unlucky Ones:

Stampede inside.

The muscle rustle.

Real Beef, Real Energy.

Real Beef, Real Power!

Beef with zeal!

All beef with lots of perks!

Get Perky With Jerky!

Get fueled! Eat Perky Jerky!

Beef it up.

Perky Jerky: The perfect accompaniment to any roadtrip

Meat That Makes You Merry!

The real cattle drive.

All beef and all pep too!

Beef With Bite!

Moo-hoo!

Perk Up With Perky Jerky

Meat the Team.

Cow&Caff

Perk Up While You Beef Up!

Beef alert! / Meat alert!

Bull&Caff

Meat that's fit.

Protein with a Punch!

Watch Your Step, This Beef's Got Pep

Beef with Buzz

Open Wide Eyes.

Jerky with a bite

Take a bite - It bites back!

bret

Why Drink Energy When You Can Eat It!

Get Spurrin' To Go

Bovinenergy keeps your horn sharp!

Perky Jerky - a little slice of energy

Beefy taste with a caffine jolt

This meat snack packs a punch!

The snack with get up and go

Tasty Chew Fuel

Cow with Wow!

The world's 1st jerky with a jolt!

Meat munch with a punch!

Lean Caffeine

or Lean & Mean Caffeine

Get it Going

We get it up

Beefy bites with buzz

Dead-Bull

Get it in you

Pete Nice

The energy chew that rocks!

Moozz

Needs a sound clip with a cow sound at 3x speed.

"Beef-Up Your Energy"

28gms of protien stimulant

Ditch the Bean. Time for Lean Caffeine.

Stay up all night with Perky Jerky!

5 Star Cafeine Cuisine

Routine Caffeine Cuisine

Obscene Caffeine

Calf-feine

Andy

Get Calfinated!

Mark Cuban can't be all that wrong

Cuban has tried the stuff. (right, Brian)?

Get the Rush Without the Flush

Colorado Beef Perky

Lee Garfinkle

Obscene Caffeine Cuisine

Get up with our meat

The only buzz in the beef business

you can beat and egg but you cant beat our Jerky

Energized Beef

Perky Jerky, a Snappy Snacky

you can beat an egg but you cant beat our jerky!

typo

Caffeine you can take anywhere

When Viagra lets your down theres always Perky Jerky

The Beef is Here

Putting Performance Into your Meat!

Get your mooo on

Jerky with punch

When Performance Counts - Perky Jerky

The beef that's not just for dinner.

Beef up your performance - perky jerky

Pick a peck of Perky Jerky!

or "Peter Piper picked a peck of... Perky Jerky?!?"

Kick it up with Perky Jerky!

Life's less murky when you add Perky Jerky!

Super Food with Super Powers

Cow with Wow

caffeine + protein = perfection

It ain't deCALFfeinated!

Cowee Maui Wauie

Oops, that would be something else in the jerky

The Performance Packed Beefy Snack

The meaty snack that's creating a buzz!

Eat Meat Don't Sleep

Rustle Up Some Energy!

Jive Jerky

Take-off on "Jive Turkey". If you come out with jerky that is turkey-based instead of beef-based, it could be Jive Turkey Jerky.

This jerkey creates a buzz!

All Mooed Up With Some Place To Go

Satisfyin' and Energizin'

Or: Satisfying and Energizing

Jerk One Out

Delicious Adrenaline With Beff And Caffeine !!!

Beef with a Bang

Med-Bull

Not your momma's beef jerky

Stick it in your mouth

Eat now. Sleep later.

Only losers drink coffee

The snap that makes you pop!

Sleep when you're dead

What's the point of decaf?

Coffee is for sissies.

Love. That. Meat.

Beef that Bites Back

Veal with Zeal

Man's most perfect food

Keep on moovin' on

Of course I eat it you idiot

Moo.

Stop carrying around a coffee cup

A-1 my ass

Better than your usual daily jerk

The meat that gets you out of your seat

The lunch with a punch

Good Mood Food

Cowboy Coffee

How real cowboys wake up

Get a cowboy kick

"the Hyper Meat"

"The Meat with Kick"

"the Meat With A Kick Of Energy"

The Power's in the Pouch

Cuppa Beef to Go

The Cow You'll Jump Over the Moon For!

Really Gets You Mooving

Beefy Booster Shots

The Beefy Booster Snack

Perky Pick-Me-Ups

Chew It And MOOve it

Energized Meat Snacks

Awaken Your Primeval Instincts

Seriously Mad Cow!

The Stick with a Kick

Cow with Kick

Brew You Can Chew

You Can't Beat Our Meat, Anymore!

Not Your Old Tired Beef Jerky

It Bites Back

Jeremiah's

Wild Man

Kick-in-the-Butt Jerky

You Talkin' to Me?

Perky Jerky: Fly Me

Get BUCKED OFF!

The Original Bovine Buzz

A Wake Up Call for Beef

Go-Jerk

Ready To Get Wired?

Get Perk-Ulated

Perky Jerky: Bite Me

Quick fix

Faster Food

bullish

Shred Bull

Biltong With Buzz

Stay Up 'Til the Cows Come Home!

Sink Your Teeth into Caffienated Beef

The Beef with Boost

Add Your Own Milk!

Beef With An Attitude!

Rompin', Stompin' Beef Snack

Charging with Energy

Charge Through the Day

Tired ? GET BUCKED!

Put Some Beat In Your Meat

Coffee in a Cow, No bull!

Coffee In A Cow

It's OK to eat and Drive....yer cattle!

Warning: Gunslingers may experience shaky hands.

Beef that keeps you up at night!

Steer ALL NITE LONG!

Cafferky you can bite into!

Jerk on this!

Jerky raised from Calfeines

Who needs a cup holder?

Calfeine you can jerk on!

Calf + Caffeine

stimulation you can sink your teeth into

A Buzzing, Beefy Boost

Perky Jerky; Time for Worky!

Fun with Veal

Perky Jerky; Stay Alerty!

Cows Gone Wild!

Even Vegetarians Like It.

One Hyper Heifer

The Beef on Speed!

Speedy Beef, SPEEDY BEEF!

The fastest Beef

Cattle Battle

The Other Cola

Half Cow, Half Wow

Chew the Brew in the Moo

The Performance Enhancing Protein Snack.

Beat IT !

Jerk Off !

Wake Up to the Beef

The HYPER Beef Jerky

The Beef Jerky With A Kick!

Intensify your Results.

jerky two point oh (jerky 2.0)

wake up and smell the jerky

Get Up and Go

Get Going

Get Mooving.

Good Mood, Drink and Food

The beef thats a little twitchy

Perky Jerky: Want attitude? We got attitude.

PJ: The wild man's survival kit

Chew On This!

Perky Jerky "The Good Snuff"

Moooove Over Latte....

There's a Buzz in Town!

the snack with impact

the beef with bite

Ain't no herky with this jerky

This "Jerk has Perk!

The Only "Jerk" with Perk

Gotta Love This Jerk....

It's Got Perk!

Perky Jerky

The Most Popular Jerk In The World

Catch The Beef Buzz

Jerk Alert!

The Buzzed Cow

This jerky will jerk you up

Nothing jerks you up like a Perky Jerky

Nothing makes you more perky than a Perky Jerky

Want to feel perky ? Try Perky Jerky !

NOT FOR VEGETARIANS

WAKE UP!

It's a sausagefest

Because the Concorde don't fly no more

Have you jerked today?

Quality Meat with a Poke of Caffeine

Keep it up Cowboy

Steering Caffeine to another Level

steering (beef)

Raising our meat to whole nuther level!

Force-feeding calves with coffee for over 200 years

It's how cows jump over the moon!

Get over the HUMP fast!

All Boost - No Bull!

The Jerky With Energy

You'll Do The Herky Jerky With Our Perky Jerky

Shake like a leaf with Perky Jerky beef.

Don't drink your diuretic

A beer's best friend

I'm guessing you're marketing this jerky to adults; kids don't need the jolt.

It takes two to tango.

having the two great tastes in one

Yummy Coffee Beefy!

Looking for a wake up? Look here.

Looking for a wake up call? Look no further.

Yeah it will wake you up!

It's Jerky with a bite!

Don't be a turkey eat Perky Jerky!

It's how the cowboys stayed awake!

Ain't no Turkey Jerkey, It's Perky Jerky!