Wolf Blitzer
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7,103 watts invested in project
re(namethis)… the man is on TV at least 20 hours a day, lets hook him up with a better name.
Our Graduates:
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1. Wolf Blitzer
Are you kidding? This is the sickest name I have ever heard. Keep it as is. (Dave Stecher)calculating ...
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2. Bob Wolfowitz
It has a walter cronkite feel to it (Christopher Cutter)calculating ...
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3. Lupus Rush
A play on the original. Different, but the same. (Shingi Kanhukamwe)calculating ...
The Unlucky Ones:
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Norelco Murrow
Half beard-half broadcaster (Matt Ittigson)calculating ...
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Puppy Chow
Could help him soften up his image a bit (michael lacy)calculating ...
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Krieg Blitzer
Known for his lightning-quick reporting, it's impolite to talk about the dyslexia he suffers though (Casey Grey)calculating ...
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Stonewall Blitzer
Stonewall is one of the few names more fierce than Wolf. (Jason Yeh)calculating ...
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Dominique Payne
Another exceedingly manly name. (Dave Stecher)calculating ...
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Wülf Blitzkreig
The German version (Dave Stecher)calculating ...
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Wülf Blitzkreig
The German version (Dave Stecher)calculating ...
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Alan McManbeard
He looks like an Alan. (aubrey alexander)calculating ...
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Wolf Mannbrecher
German for Wolf Manbreaker (Dave Stecher)calculating ...
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Stan P. Lassiter
(Aurelien Robert)calculating ...
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Wolf Fleisch-Brecher
German for Wolf Meat-Crusher (Dave Stecher)calculating ...
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Wolly Tellalobos
(Fabian Russmeyer)calculating ...
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Wolfgang Lobomann
Wolfgang = Long version of Wolf Lobo = Wolf Mann = Man (Fabian Russmeyer)calculating ...
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Playoffbeard McGee
(Matt Ittigson)calculating ...
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Best Political Team on Television
He says it so much, it might as well be his name! (Guilherme Rodrigues)calculating ...
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Charles Smith
Totally normal name (Felipe Villamil)calculating ...
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Slartibartfast
(Julian Kucklich)calculating ...
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lebest politi calteam
he only says it every 3 minutes. the best political team on television (Ben Kaufman)calculating ...
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Wolf Werwolfabschreckungspfeifendeckelverzierung
The name means "an ornament on a pipe that is used to deter werewolves" (Julian Kucklich)calculating ...
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Ulf Unglücklicher
unglücklich = unhappy (Julian Kucklich)calculating ...
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Ulf Unglücklicher
unglücklich = unhappy (Julian Kucklich)calculating ...
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Blitzwolf
it sounds better and faster (Carlos Perruci)calculating ...
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Channel WB
If he is on 20 hours a day...he should be a channel xD (Matthew Cua)calculating ...
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Edgar Cage
(Paul Jones)calculating ...
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Roger Nash
(Paul Jones)calculating ...
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Garrison Sontag
(Paul Jones)calculating ...
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The Situation Man
One part super hero, one part news anchor....he is THE SITUATION MAN! (Tero Paananen)calculating ...
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Wolf NoBlitzer
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Dogamatic
(Raymond Merton)calculating ...
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NewsHound
(Raymond Merton)calculating ...
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Chest Johnson
that's what he called himself before he got into "legitimate" media (frank caccia)calculating ...
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Bombardeos Del Lobo
Wolf Blitzer in Spanish (James Lacerenza)calculating ...
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count blitzzzzzzzzz
(chelle gatmaitan)calculating ...
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Bob
Everyman (Allison Reynolds)calculating ...
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Skip Church
(John Hoty)calculating ...
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Ahab Kinkaide
(John Hoty)calculating ...
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Hairy Fudpucker
(Phil Tuzzolino)calculating ...
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Jack Meoff
Asks questions that are actually answers to look smart, an exercise in journalistic masturbation. (Ben Dean)calculating ...
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Gray Wolf, Son of Blitzer, Conquerer of the CNN Badlands
enough said (Chuck Lasker)calculating ...
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Very Good
my name is... I am..... (James S H Johnston MBE)calculating ...
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Chuck Norris
(Tomas Seo)calculating ...
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Gurby Gable
pick me! (miriam brafman)calculating ...
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Abe Noxious
he is the most obnoxious voice in media (Kuzma Bruk)calculating ...
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Julie Hobart
How long to we have to hear this tired old man rehash the same old news for over five hours. Perhaps CNN should consider replacing him rather than renaming him. Remove the hairy man and give me someone who does seem like they're going to cough up a hair ball. (Kristin C)calculating ...
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Master Debater
Because he really knows politics. lol (James Lacerenza)calculating ...
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Max Rockatansky
Perhaps he is as "mad" as Max. (Lok Ken Jason Lee)calculating ...
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Michael Corleone
I think this name suits him. He seems to me as the "godfather" of CNN and ruthlessly so. (Lok Ken Jason Lee)calculating ...
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Max Manfield
doesn't really need a new name, Wolf Blitzer is sweet. (nathan hangen)calculating ...
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Schmutzfang Wasserpumpe
(Judge Smails)calculating ...
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Coreopsis Calamari
(Judge Smails)calculating ...
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Ron Burgundy
Just staying classy, San Francisco! (Sam Roth)calculating ...
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Peter Canard
(Troy Tessalone)calculating ...
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Max Powers
the name every one wants...even homer simpson... (David Carvajal)calculating ...
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Lamb Blitzer
Or Sheep Blitzer Needs to grow some more cojones (d t)calculating ...
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Wolf Spitzer
(d t)calculating ...
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Wolf Howitzer
Top That! (d t)calculating ...
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Prim Proper
(d t)calculating ...
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Daedalus
(Greek mythology) an Athenian inventor who built the labyrinth of Minos; to escape the labyrinth he fashioned wings for himself and his son Icarus (Faizan khan)calculating ...
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Vanilla Bear
(jeff fitzsimmons)calculating ...
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Ernest Hankfelburger
(David Edmonston)calculating ...
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Newsbuster
20 hours all day broadcasting news. He is a news buster. No news ever don't go without him. (jack Stowe)calculating ...
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Homer Page
he is the default "screen" (talking head) for cnn - like a home page; he is also a total "homer" - company man, simple good guy rooting for home team (and, less generously, someone not always the brightest bulb). Finally "page" concurs up errand boy (Rob Stephens)calculating ...
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Wolf Whistler
(d t)calculating ...
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Fulla Kraph
(d t)calculating ...
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Blitz Wolfer
just sounds cooler. (Nora Mutafchieva)calculating ...
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News Feed
(martin schmitt)calculating ...
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RSS Hound
(Paul Davies)calculating ...
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Damian Hope
(martin schmitt)calculating ...
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Starker Schlag
Means "Strong Hit" in german (Richard Aldana)calculating ...
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Charles Dabworth
(Jonathan Hager)calculating ...
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that guy on cnn with the beard
(Kate Patterson)calculating ...
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wolf in sheeps clothing
(Kate Patterson)calculating ...
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buffalo wolf
(aquilicoco licoco)calculating ...
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Donner N. Blitzer
but do you recall....the most famous newsman of all.... (Kristen Shamis)calculating ...
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BlitzTalk
As he is too much involved in talking....this can be fitted to him. (Murtaza Ali)calculating ...
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Walt Mossberg
(L P)calculating ...
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CeeManMan
in stead of CNN (Hanno Spanninga)calculating ...
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Puppy Love
(Mike Stafferton)calculating ...
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Arcanus Loupgarou
The mysterious werewolf (Judge Smails)calculating ...
