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re(namethis)… the man is on TV at least 20 hours a day, lets hook him up with a better name.

Our Graduates:

Wolf Blitzer

Are you kidding? This is the sickest name I have ever heard. Keep it as is.

Bob Wolfowitz

It has a walter cronkite feel to it

Lupus Rush

A play on the original. Different, but the same.

The Unlucky Ones:

Norelco Murrow

Half beard-half broadcaster

Puppy Chow

Could help him soften up his image a bit

Krieg Blitzer

Known for his lightning-quick reporting, it's impolite to talk about the dyslexia he suffers though

Stonewall Blitzer

Stonewall is one of the few names more fierce than Wolf.

Dominique Payne

Another exceedingly manly name.

Wülf Blitzkreig

The German version

Wülf Blitzkreig

The German version

Alan McManbeard

He looks like an Alan.

Wolf Mannbrecher

German for Wolf Manbreaker

Stan P. Lassiter

Wolf Fleisch-Brecher

German for Wolf Meat-Crusher

Wolly Tellalobos

Wolfgang Lobomann

Wolfgang = Long version of Wolf Lobo = Wolf Mann = Man

Playoffbeard McGee

Best Political Team on Television

He says it so much, it might as well be his name!

Charles Smith

Totally normal name

Slartibartfast

lebest politi calteam

he only says it every 3 minutes. the best political team on television

Wolf Werwolfabschreckungspfeifendeckelverzierung

The name means "an ornament on a pipe that is used to deter werewolves"

Ulf Unglücklicher

unglücklich = unhappy

Ulf Unglücklicher

unglücklich = unhappy

Blitzwolf

it sounds better and faster

Channel WB

If he is on 20 hours a day...he should be a channel xD

Edgar Cage

Roger Nash

Garrison Sontag

The Situation Man

One part super hero, one part news anchor....he is THE SITUATION MAN!

Wolf NoBlitzer

Dogamatic

NewsHound

Chest Johnson

that's what he called himself before he got into "legitimate" media

Bombardeos Del Lobo

Wolf Blitzer in Spanish

count blitzzzzzzzzz

Bob

Everyman

Skip Church

Ahab Kinkaide

Hairy Fudpucker

Jack Meoff

Asks questions that are actually answers to look smart, an exercise in journalistic masturbation.

Gray Wolf, Son of Blitzer, Conquerer of the CNN Badlands

enough said

Very Good

my name is... I am.....

Chuck Norris

Gurby Gable

pick me!

Abe Noxious

he is the most obnoxious voice in media

Julie Hobart

How long to we have to hear this tired old man rehash the same old news for over five hours. Perhaps CNN should consider replacing him rather than renaming him. Remove the hairy man and give me someone who does seem like they're going to cough up a hair ball.

Master Debater

Because he really knows politics. lol

Max Rockatansky

Perhaps he is as "mad" as Max.

Michael Corleone

I think this name suits him. He seems to me as the "godfather" of CNN and ruthlessly so.

Max Manfield

doesn't really need a new name, Wolf Blitzer is sweet.

Schmutzfang Wasserpumpe

Coreopsis Calamari

Ron Burgundy

Just staying classy, San Francisco!

Peter Canard

Max Powers

the name every one wants...even homer simpson...

Lamb Blitzer

Or Sheep Blitzer Needs to grow some more cojones

Wolf Spitzer

Wolf Howitzer

Top That!

Prim Proper

Daedalus

(Greek mythology) an Athenian inventor who built the labyrinth of Minos; to escape the labyrinth he fashioned wings for himself and his son Icarus

Vanilla Bear

Ernest Hankfelburger

Newsbuster

20 hours all day broadcasting news. He is a news buster. No news ever don't go without him.

Homer Page

he is the default "screen" (talking head) for cnn - like a home page; he is also a total "homer" - company man, simple good guy rooting for home team (and, less generously, someone not always the brightest bulb). Finally "page" concurs up errand boy

Wolf Whistler

Fulla Kraph

Blitz Wolfer

just sounds cooler.

News Feed

RSS Hound

Damian Hope

Starker Schlag

Means "Strong Hit" in german

Charles Dabworth

that guy on cnn with the beard

wolf in sheeps clothing

buffalo wolf

Donner N. Blitzer

but do you recall....the most famous newsman of all....

BlitzTalk

As he is too much involved in talking....this can be fitted to him.

Walt Mossberg

CeeManMan

in stead of CNN

Puppy Love

Arcanus Loupgarou

The mysterious werewolf